Thursday, December 20, 2007

Politics for Beginners

Socialism: You have 2 cows – You give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows – the government takes them both and gives you the milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows – the government takes the both and sells you the milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows – the government takes the both and shoots you.
Capitalism: You have 2 cows – You sell one and buy a bull.
Trade Unionism: You have 2 cows – they take them from you. Shoot one. Milk the other and throw the milk away.
Moral: Don’t have anything to do with Cows. They only bring you trouble.

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